Eric the Cleric
Her name was May but they called her June. She never missed breakfast so turned up at noon. She kept house for a Cleric with a gruesome face, hairy clusters of warts all over the place, Afflicted with machine-gun, wild doses of sneezes,Which everyone discovered - alas Never ceases, Oh Father, says she - wiping snots with a towel, your hockers are making me loosen my bowels- while buttering soda she ate lumps of corned beef, using the butt of a match to ready her teeth, Ah now, “May June”, t’is the month of July, and the basterin pollen is flying so high , tis wretched I am –with this curse I am damned. T’would be a release just to die - Put an end to your sighing, leave me in peace with my crying, and oh, is that rashers you’re frying? Rashers me eye, says June with a sigh, and gave him a baleful look, as he slobber...