Showing posts from November, 2014

Quare Thinking

 1964 Why is there always a shitty underpants at a lake? Why do teenagers have to scream hello for so long when they are only coming back from the jacks? How do fags always light in films on the first go? Why is my smear  nurse called Dora the Explorer? Why does she bother to leave the room when I undress? She is going to see me naked anyway. Actually worse than naked -  half naked with socks on. Socks made your nudiness nudier I find.   Why did I not answer my penpal for 24 years? Whose leg do you have to hump to get an armchair  around here? Why is my cervix tucked under? WHAT is it tucked under -  if you wouldn’t be shouting? Why are the pipes connected to breathing and swallowing so close, and will I choke to death if I take a Sanatogen alone in my  kitchen? In the song Yankee Doodle is he calling the pony, the hat or the feather Macaroni? Does a dentist take out his own tooth? Why doesn’t Tarzan have a beard? What do people in China call the good plates?